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Monday, August 08, 2005

Discover yourself today!!

Here's a quiz me and my friend made up late last night, and I thought I'd post it here. I know I sent this to a couple of people who read my blog, but for all you others who don't have the pleasure of being in correspondance with the quiz, now!

(I'll try and do a proper post about what I've been getting up to later on)

Discover yourself today!!

This quiz has really been proven by super smart psychologists and all those other brainy the quiz, and the answers will be spookily accurate!


1. Which out of these is your favourite soft drink:
a) Cherry Coke
b) Tango
c) Pepsi

2. You decide to go out to the do you get there?
a) By car
b) By bus
c) You walk

3. My goal in life is to:
a) Have good health and happiness.
b) Settle down and start a family.
c) Be rich and famous.

4. My favourite colour is:
a) Brown
b) Yellow
c) Light green

5. What's your favourite book series out of these?
a) Harry Potter series
b) Narnia

6. Which of these is your favourite?
a) Fast food
b) Health food
c) No food


More things to help you discover your subconscious feelings!
1. Write down one person of the opposite sex.
2. Write down one person of the same sex.
3. Write down a day of the year.
4. Write down a country.

Now scroll down for the answers!!!








1. What this says about you:
a) Cherry coke? Wow, you're such a loser to be drinking the most foul thing known to man. Are you actually trying to make yourself unpopular?
b) You're a tragically sad person who is always trying to act crazy to get attention. Instead, you end up looking really stupid. No one likes you.
c) This drink fits your personality perfectly-you are a hopeless wannabe who constantly tries to fit in with the crowd. Unfortunately, you never get there, and are tossed aside like a packet of pickled onion crisps. Oh, and you also smell.

2. What this says about you:
a) You are obviously a selfish person who has no problems with damaging the environment. Go cry in the corner for an hour, you planet wrecker!!
b) The bus would be the best choice for you, as you use it as an opportunity to socialise. Sitting next to a member of the opposite sex is a major plus, especially if they say "excuse me". Incase you haven't worked it out, you're a social leper.
c) You are trying to convince yourself that you're losing weight by walking around. You're not.

3. What this says about you:
a) Don't hold your breath-you'll have a string of terrible relationships before you get cancer and die in agony.
b) You're quite delusional to think that someone would actually reproduce with you. Adopt, and make sure the kid is blind, or it may die from fright.
c) Get a grip, not many people who are destined to work in McDonalds make millions.

4. What this says about you:
a) You have an angry temperament, and you usually fly off the handle pretty quickly. Bashing your head against the wall has made your face even more disfigured as it was when you were born. As a result of this, you are probably destined to go to prison in the future for engaging in illegal activities with animals. Get help.
b) You're a horribly gloomy and pessimistic person, who is never invited to parties. You like to spend your evening browsing chat rooms and creating equally boring personas who are good looking and popular, unlike you. Just accept the fact that you have no friends and get on with building that obsessive shrine you have in your bedroom.
c) You like to think you're bright and vibrant, but in reality you're just very, very annoying. You always try and be the centre of attention by pulling silly stunts that just aren't funny. People are laughing at you, not with you. Oh, and here's a tip: Stop listening to the cheeky girls.

5. What this says about you:
a) You're so predictable. Following the crowd, just like everyone else you're stuck in some fantasy world believing you're a muggle and wishing you were a pathetic. Go out, get a life. Perhaps it'll finally sink in that you're an ordinary human being who can't levitate something with a "swish and flick" for the wingardium leviosa spell.
b) How old are you?? When were you born? The middle ages? Thought so, you need to get real and get with the modern times. Stop trying to walk into the back of your wardrobe and finding a hidden world behind those old coats gathering dust. Take a step outside your door, get away from those books and have some fun. May I suggest a movie? And no...that doesn't mean go and get the TV series of the books..
c) Elves, hobbits and wizards...back to square one I see? Yes I bet you like Harry Potter too. Or maybe you're such a fan of these books that you think the Boy-Who-Lived is a load of nonsense. Well I've got some news for you, LOTR is just as bad! You must be a really boring person to be able to sit down and read all those pages of boring, long-winded descriptions. Perhaps one day you will wake up and emerge in the real world...then again after reading all those pages you might just end up sleeping. You need a life and pronto!

6. What this says about you:
a) Wow. offence meant but how overweight are you exactly? Are those beauty spots or acne on your face? Thought so, another fat kid living off of McDonalds and Burger King. Maybe a bit of KFC here and there. Kebabs anyone? You need to slow down on the eating and spending and think about investing in some healthier food. That's right, I'm talking to you kid. Get off the couch and throw those crisps in the bin. A bit of exercise would do you good no doubt. ..what do you mean you've never heard of a gym?!
b) You freak! Where's the fun in life with no crisps, no chocolate, no anything but health food? Go down to the corner shop and treat yourself. How can you have gone so long without anything but salads and less than 3% fat yoghurt?
c) Anorexic, many other ways can I describe you? A death wish is what you're after and you're getting nearer to it everyday. Stop sipping on your water and nibbling on your carrot sticks. It's time you got some real food down you for once. Might I tempt you with chocolate. You know food exists for a reason...TO EAT! So grab some and shove it down your throat, Anything will do in your case. No you're not fat, you're lying to yourself telling yourself you are. Just look at all those overweight kids, be happy that's not you...


1. Give it up, this person does not love you, or even fancy you. In fact, they couldn't hate you more. You've got no chance with them, so just settle for a life alone.
2. You think this person is your friend? You're wrong. You have no friends. Go buy a new personality and see if you can make some new ones.
3. This is the day that you'll probably die in a horrific accident involving lots of bombs and firepower. You'll be the only casualty, and no one will care. Start making your will!
4. This is the country you've always dreamed of escaping to. Well, I've got news for you, it's not going to happen, because animals aren't allowed to travel alone. Don't bother sending off for a pet passport. Oh, and if you mentioned your own country...well, that says it all really. No ambition...what a boring person you are!

So, that's the end of the quiz!! I hope this helped you to discover what kind of a person you are :) Remember that you are unique, just like everybody else (ie. boring, sad, and above all, stupid).
Now remember to make a wish!!






Congratulations!! Now, just send this on, and your wish is guaranteed to come true!

Right, now copy and paste this and send it on to all your "friends:"

0 people - You will have a horrible accident which I will not be responsible for in the least. Take out an insurance claim in case, but I doubt that will save you. Look out for a white van with blue writing...

5 people - know some people. But come on, they're all your online buddies from distant parts of the world right? How pathetic...go on then. I bet they hate forwards. You'll have horribly bad luck for 5 years

10 people- you're grasping at straws here. Hotmail services isn't one of your friends, and don't even bother making up fake emails to send this to, or you'll have bad luck for the next million years!! I know where you live.

100 people- Psh, come on now...if you knew 100 people, would you really be taking this quiz?

3493.38994 people- This is the right amount of people to send to. Look forward to a really happy, wonderful, fun fun fun life!! No bad luck included (except for the cursed looks you were born with).

Now go play in the traffic ^_^


  • At 5:16 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This is the famous british humor ?
    as a profile for your personality, i would say ... full of hate, the wish to hurt others , sadistic... some kind of CONDOLEECA RICE ;-))))

  • At 12:07 am, Blogger Miss Waffle said…

    Comments? Thomas, that post was truly, truly awful. It wasn't even blog worthy. I only put it there to hide the fact that I wasn't writing anything else!

    Hehe, you've hit the nail on the head. NOW GO AND CARVE YOUR ARMS UP YOU PATHETIC HUMAN BEING! Hehehe, I'm not sure if that's famous British humour, or twisted waffley humour. Perhaps a bit of both.



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