How many days have I got left?

Wasting my life away, one day at a time...

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Curiosity killed the cat

Ask me what ever question you like, anonymously. Or say anything you want about me-it can be the blunt truth, or something nice. Whatever you like.

Feel free to disguise your writing style.

posted by Miss Waffle @ 9:39 pm  

20 Comments:

  • At 4:47 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What is the meaning of life?

     

  • At 11:10 pm, Blogger Miss Waffle said…

    That, my dear, I really don't know. But I'm very inclined to say that it is (most probably) chocolate.

    I hope that gives you some kind of idea about how philisophical I am...

    Waffley x

     

  • At 10:03 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What do you say to the latest rumors about the DEM(?) ?
    Why isn't there any catfood which tastes like mouse ?
    Who am I?

     

  • At 11:08 pm, Blogger Miss Waffle said…

    1. I have absolutley no idea what you are talking about ;)
    2. Because that would probably involve slaughtering and mincing a whole load of mice, when they can use animal waste meat more easily. My cat doesn't deserve mouse cat food anyway, because she threw up over the sofa today and I almost sat in it.
    3. That's for you to know and me to...well...also know.

     

  • At 2:07 pm, Blogger Emlyn said…

    So... how many days _do_ you have left?

     

  • At 3:10 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Thank you for your answers! ;-)
    I've some more silly questions:
    Why persecuts the society smokers?
    Who had the ridiculous idea to create catfood which tastes like vegetables?
    and how long would it take that you wouldn't answer my stupid questions? :-)

     

  • At 4:28 pm, Blogger Miss Waffle said…

    Well according to deathclock.com, I am going to die on the 29th May 2068, which means I have *counts on fingers* 23014 days left (did I calculate that right?).

    Um...answers to the other questions:
    -(I wasn't sure what you meant by this but anyway)..I don't like smoking. It stinks. Eew. Throw all the smokers in a pit full of maggots and leave them to rot.*
    -I don't know who makes veggie cat food, but one of my cats eats cress.
    -I like answering questions, so it would probably be quite a while. I like comments too :D

    Keep 'em coming!

    Waffley x

    *Joking, if any smokers read this and start ranting. *sprays airfresher at smokers*

     

  • At 5:03 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    *lol* I've to admit I m a stinky smoker ;-)
    How many cats do you have?
    Is England a great country? ;-)
    Which religion is the best one?
    see you soon ;-)

     

  • At 5:28 pm, Blogger Miss Waffle said…

    OI! This is a no smoking zone (that had better not be a fag in your mouth...)
    -I have 3 cats (mother and her 2 sons).
    -Define 'great' :P No really, I dunno, I'd say better than some and worse than some. It depends on what you're comparing, because I don't think it's all about their GNP (haha, I pay attention in geo lessons, aren't I great?!).
    -That religion where you just eat chocolate all the time (forgotten what it's called...chocism?)

    Will I really see you? Where? I really resent the amount of anonymosness that is goin' on here :P

    Oh also, I don't know what country you're from, but fag=cigarette. I'm not suggesting you go light up a gay person. No no.

     

  • At 7:15 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh you're right i'm from an other europeen country ;-)
    And thank you for explaining fag *lol*
    I don't think we will really see each other ;-)
    Is the animal at your profile-picture a cow-pittbull?
    Do you like Hollywoodmovies?
    And what would you do if you were the president of the USA?
    "see"( in a different way) you soon(relative)

     

  • At 11:48 pm, Blogger Miss Waffle said…

    -The animal in the picture is some sort of dog. I've no idea really, I just like it blends with the layout, and the point of the blog.
    -Yeah, I like Hollywood movies. Depends what kind though-it's a very broad area.
    -If I was Prez. of the USA, I would rename Maryland to Cookieland. Then I would ban bombs, and force everyone to wear tie dye and live in flowery teepees. That should sort them Americans out (no offence to Americans)!

    Seriously, this anon question/comment thing was the best thing that happened to my blog...Mystrey question asker, carry on reading, and comment on some of my other entries :D Oh and also here, if you've got any more.

    Waffley x

     

  • At 12:19 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hi again.
    There is one really important question:
    Is a tree sad if the tree next to him gets felled?
    Excuse me for my bad english ;-)
    "see" you soon
    Anonym (<---Today: Walking on sunshine)

     

  • At 11:10 pm, Blogger Miss Waffle said…

    I guess it depends what the tree that is felled is like. If it's an evil tree that likes the suck up all the other tree's nutrients, then the other tree would probably be glad. Otherwise, they might mourn for a tree that was their friend.

    :D

    Waffley x

     

  • At 11:38 am, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ah, ok! Thank you!
    Which feeling is stronger love or revenge?
    Why are cats treating their owners sometimes like slaves?
    Why do the people like musicals... musicals are just stupid and strange..like Starlightexpress...
    You see, I've got thousands of stupid questions ;-)))
    "see" you soon

     

  • At 11:08 pm, Blogger Miss Waffle said…

    -ever seen Donnie Darko? "Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions!". Ok, sorry. Uhm...revengeful love? Lovley revenge?
    -Cats are cute and can get away with most things. My heart just melts when my cats give me that innocent look. Then they try and scratch me on the ankle.
    -I saw starlight express when I was 13, but was sitting right at the back and didn't have money to hire a pair of binoculars. Musicals are alright...well, it depends which one. I saw the lion king, and that was nice.

    I'm tired now and I can't really say more about those questions you asked me. Zzz.

     

  • At 12:38 am, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Okay, a question from a different anonymous admirer (variatio delectat). Sabs, I have a very very serious philosophical question which I'd like you to examine meticulously before giving me a honest answer... If there is a forest, and no one's around, and a tree falls, and as it's falling it hits a mime, does anyone care?

     

  • At 4:21 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey, I'am the original stupid-question-guy! ;-)
    And your question was not your own, right? *hehe*
    Why do I think I know "unknown"?
    Why do I think you know him,too?
    And why did i spend the night in front of a cinema?
    (*wow* so many stupid questions,I've beaten myself)
    see you soon ;-)

     

  • At 3:00 pm, Blogger Miss Waffle said…

    Gosh, I forgot all about these:
    -Mimes can be funny. When they're not miming, that is. If the mime had family and friends I'm sure they would care.
    -and other anonymous guy, I have no idea what you are going on about. Sorry, maybe it's the heat but totally, o_0. This is one of the few times that I can use that little ascii smiley thing and actually mean it.

    Waffley x

     

  • At 6:39 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Shit you found me!*ggrrrr*
    I have to kill ähhh punish Erik ;-)
    And my page is in german because my english is much to bad.
    The thing about star-wars was a stupid action of my friends & me, we slept in front of a cinema to get a free ticket and breakfast at 5:00 am ;-)
    But I didnt like the filmm,but the evening was nice ;-)
    I've got some more questions:
    - How did you find me?
    - Is to live in London like a Guy Ritchie film(Snatch,Lock Stock and two smoking barells)?
    - Which animal is the smartest?

     

  • At 4:48 pm, Blogger Miss Waffle said…

    -How did I find you? I clicked on the link in Eriks blog. Pheer my detective skillz.
    -Living in London is nothing like a Guy Ritchie film. Actually, I'd say any film which is set in London is automatically the opposite of what it is like. I havn't actually seen either of those, but we've got lock stock at home somewhere. I'm still saying no though.
    -I can't make a decision on smart animals without giving all of them mini IQ tests. And seeing as we have no way to make mini IQ tests for fleas, well...it would just be unfair to say something like dolphins. Fleas may have a lot of potential.

     

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